A RANDY kangaroo is stalking women in an outback town Down Under.

Several incidents have been reported of a well-endowed beast following women in Tennant Creek in Australia's remote Northern Territory.
School teacher Natasha Civitarese said she was chased by the towering mammal, while another unnamed victim said she was left in no doubt that Skippy wanted sex.
The woman, who was stalked by the mammal on the outskirts of the town, near the Honeymoon Ranges, revealed: "There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing."
Ms Civitarese said she was halfway through walking the five kilometres from the Mary Ann Dam to Tennant Creek last week when the kangaroo started tailing her.
Terrified
The 23-year-old said she was petrified by the two-metre tall animal.
She said: "I looked around and saw this big kangaroo on its back legs.
"I just started running and screaming. It would hop right back up to about a metre from me, stop, and prop itself up on its back legs and look around.
"I just kept running and it just kept watching. I thought 'it's going to get me', and was going to box me."
The Tennant Creek resident said she just kept running.
The local woman who was chased in the same spot just weeks before told how she was followed again recently.
She said: "I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps.
"It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn't think much about it.
"Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me.
"He started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing.
"It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.
"I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn't interested, but he was persistent - I'll give him that."

Frightening non? now, i must say, whilst in the outback, i never had the misfortune to cross paths with this horny rascal, however, i have witnessed events much like this much closer to urban society, the Elephant & Wheelbarrow, St kilda. A friday nite, in the form of a man from Armagh had very similar characteristics as this randy roo. Like that poor old sheila, i too felt trapped between a barstool and a speaker, immobilised and dazed by the disco lights and kings of leon cover tracks. Again like her, i waved and shooed him away, but to no avail..........he was persistent, i'll give him that (and thats all i gave him). Lollipops Out.