Where mah basket at?

I'd like to carry a basket with me at all times. Full of food and... ok so mainly food. Zahara uses hers to store her cash and the blood diamond, plus she probably has shiloh's birth cert in it so she can gradually phase her out of the family. Do Ed Hardy do baskets? Cause if they did they'd be worth the price, cause well they'd say Ed Hardy on them. SM

Ed Hardy T Shirt for Sale

BARGAIN TOWN. Original Ed Hardy T Shirt for sale, ONLY €220. But for this, you get firstly, the ACTUAL T Shirt, plus, its green, and it says on the front ED HARDY,so you can only imagine how impressed people will be, whether its the pub or pictures, business times or party times, you will be sure to turn heads. BUY NOW, this one is gonna be a hot one. For more info, or pictures of the ED HARDY T shirt, come find me in the vip section in May Queen. I will be the girl in ED HARDY bikini (only 370 euro)

Lollipops Out.

Get off my TV.

She always looks like she's just been let off the farm, or off the set of white chicks 2.
She hurts mah eyes.
She puts the fear of God into celebrities and insiders say the only reason Oprah has never visited Ireland is because of this skank. Leave presenting to the small blonde one or Grenda. Oprah needs to use some of the spies she's training in her leadership acadamy to take care of this mess. SM.

Careful Daddy.

Defender or Offender? I think time, and the high court can only decide this. Please say this isn't what became of Bosco. And this bitch is straight up stealing some of Harvey Price's dance moves. That ain't right. SM.

The Sex Defenders Register

Ever looked up the sex offenders register? No.Craic. Well Obama is going to put an end to that. His sex defenders list (may not be actual obama policy) is his number one concern right now, after Lindsay Lohan's inhumane treatment. I'm not sure who's gonna be on the list, but I imagine like, Pammie Anderson or Gerard Butler or people who hang out in certain resorts in Portugal. I joke. Just Pam. I'm not sure if they're super heroes or just heavy petters but they'll do God's work. And you just have to look up the list to see if there's one in your area. Fingers crossed. SM